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| Why when it is raining and salt with the umbrella it stops raining, and if the umbrella troubles you too much, does the sun go out and it is hot? |
| Why if a cloudy day you go out without umbrella begin to rain? |
| What would happen if we were going out but with the umbrella hidden in our clothes? |
| What must be done if one sees an animal in extinction danger eating a plant in extinction danger? |
| Why do the cemeteries have such high walls, if those who are inside cannot go out and those who are out do not want to enter? |
| If the crumb sandwiches are "simple" because they have only one he gelds of filling: Should not the "triples" be "doubles"? or, if they are "triple" for having three lids of bread: should not the "simple ones" be "doubles"? |
| Why are the black plums red when they are green? |
| Why are the black boxes of the planes of orange color? |
| Why do we press more loudly the button of the remote control when it has few batteries? |
| The institute that expresses the quality certificates ISO 9000, has the certified quality...: for whom? |
| Where is another half of the Middle East? |
| Why do the battles movies in the space have so noisy explosions, if the sound does not propagate in the gap? |
| It is said that ten persons in the whole world understood Einstein. If nobody understands me: Am I a genius? |
| If the love is blind... Why is the linen so popular? |
| Why were the Picapiedras celebrating Christmas if they were living in an epoch before Christ? |
| Why do we have rooster eyes in the feet and crow's feet in the eyes? What peculiariedad have the roosters for jorobarnos this way? |
| If Superman is so ready, of that time: why does it take the briefs on the outside? |
| If we are composed in 80 % of water: How can we suffocate? |
| An average citizen of any country loses about three socks a year. If we multiply them by the whole population of the world, that supposes a whole of approximately 18 billion lost socks. Where are devils this 18 billion socks? |
| If nothing sticks to the teflon: how did they give it to the frying pan? |
| Another day I bought water in dust. But: with what do I hydrate it? |
| Why when we laugh do we use only vowels? It proves to laugh with consonants and you will understand it. |
| Did Adam and Eva, have bellybutton? |
| The world is round and we call it "a planet". If it was flat : perhaps we would call it "redondeta"? |
| What do the sheep count to be able to sleep? |
| Why "everything does together one" write himself separated and "separated" together one writes to himself everything? |
| Why has not he eaten for cats with flavor mouse? |
| ... And meals for dog with flavor to cat? |
| If the men are all equal ones, why do the women choose so much? |
| Why when the moms have cold do his children have to wrap themselves up? |
| Why in the rapid box of the supermarkets is the teller always the slowest? |
| Why do the toasts with butter when they fall down to the soil, always fall down for the side of the butter? |
| Why do the cats fall down always standing? |
| What would happen if we were tying a toast with butter to the back of a cat (with the butter up) and then we throw them to the air? |
| When a person helps a criminal before committing a crime, we call her an accomplice. Why, if the help is after having committed it, do we call her a LAWYER? |
| Will the Neanderthal man be in the sky? |
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